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Blue Q

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Blue Q has been around for over 26 years.  Their main goal is to make people laugh through quirky and cheeky products.
Anxious and Sexy Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
What can I say? I contain multitudes Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
Baddest of Asses Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass!  Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% by Blue Q
Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Bitch, I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt
$17.00
I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika Super Insulated 100% cotton Blue Q
Bitch, I Have Always Have Time For You Oven Mitt
$17.00
Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super Insulated 100% cotton Blue Q
Cats are Expensive Coin Purse
$6.00
Never have I ever spent so much on someone who cares so little for me. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Cluck This Shit Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Just cluck all this shit. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Cool Ass Grandpa Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex by Blue Q
Dogs are Expensive Coin Purse
$6.00
And they're worth every cent, thankyouverymuch. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Don't Make Mommy Be a Bitch Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-effing-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Eggs. Milk. Flowers. Shopper
$13.00
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, but I do wear my grocery list on my shopping bag. 95% post consumer recycled material. 15" H x 16" W x 6" D
Fight Like A Girl Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss.. we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex
Friends Hang Out Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
Fuck Everything Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
A strong-ass statement, with an immediate hedge. Groovy! Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. by Blue Q
Hangry Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?  Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex
Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Here Comes Cool Mom Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
I am a Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Say it with socks! Women's shoe size 5-10 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Happy gardening! Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
I Do As I Please Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
I Don't Care Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
I Hate Everyone Too Crew Socks
$14.00
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
I Shall Support You Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Say it with socks!  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
I'll Feed All You Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% by Blue Q
I'm an Adventure Man Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
I'm Not Bossy Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
I'm Only Here Beacuse I Eat Food Shopper
$13.00
I hate grocery shopping, you hate grocery shopping, ugh, we allllll hatttteeee grocery shoppppinnnnnnggg. 95% post consumer recycled material. 15" H x 16" W x 6" D
I'm the Shit Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% by Blue Q
I'm the Shit Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it?  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex by Blue Q
I'm Tough as Shit Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down for a second and catch my breath. Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex...
In Loving Memory Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed.  Women's shoe size 5-10 40% combed cotton; 58% nylon; 2% spandex
Let's Talk Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Polly want some juicy gossip? Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Love it Out Here Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
 Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it. Men's shoe size 7-12 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. by Blue Q
Love Me a Good Poop Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
 I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
My Bladder Owns Me Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
My Cat is Cool Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats. Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 48%...
My Dog is Cool Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
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