Your shopping cart is empty.

Blue Q

55 Products
Special Collection
Blue Q has been around for over 26 years.  Their main goal is to make people laugh through quirky and cheeky products.
Anxious and Sexy Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
What can I say? I contain multitudes Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
Baddest of Asses Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass!  Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% by Blue Q
Blue Q Coin Purse
$6.00
Never have I ever spent so much on someone who cares so little for me. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Blue Q Gum
$2.00
This gum is not a joke. But it is funny. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Fruit flavored:  Immature Word Search Happy Talk With Your Cat Let That Shit Go Mint flavored: I Talk To My Dog My Therapist Cat Butt You Are My Sunshine Cinnamon flavored: Don't...
Blue Q Handy Tote
$11.00
This bag isn't scratch-n-sniff, but I promise if it were, it would smell super freakin' amazing. 95% post consumer recycled material. Size: 10"H x 8.5"W
Catnip Toy
$9.00
Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w by Blue Q
Cats! Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) socks are made of high-quality combed cotton so you can wear them over and over, for as long as your cat shall live...
Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Dear Wine, Yes Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Dogs! Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Say it with socks!  Women's shoe size 5-10 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3% spandex
Don't Make Mommy Be a Bitch Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-effing-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Eggs. Milk. Flowers. Shopper
$13.00
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, but I do wear my grocery list on my shopping bag. 95% post consumer recycled material. 15" H x 16" W x 6" D
Fight Like A Girl Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss.. we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex
Friends Hang Out Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
Fuck Everything Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
A strong-ass statement, with an immediate hedge. Groovy! Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Here Comes Cool Mom Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
I am a Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Say it with socks! Women's shoe size 5-10 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Happy gardening! Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
I Do As I Please Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
I Don't Care Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
I Shall Support You Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Say it with socks!  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
I'm an Adventure Man Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
I'm Not Bossy Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
I'm the Shit Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% by Blue Q
In Loving Memory Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed.  Women's shoe size 5-10 40% combed cotton; 58% nylon; 2% spandex
Let's Talk Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Polly want some juicy gossip? Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
 I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Make It A Double Dish Towel
$15.00
Or a triple. Or maybe two doubles? It's been a day, man. It's been a day. Super-absorbent.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. 100% cotton 28" H x 21" W
Ok Maybe Just A Little Bit Dish Towel
$15.00
It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28" H x 21" W
One Order of Woods Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
This place has everything! Great service. Love the ambiance. Men's shoe size 7-12 46% nylon; 51% combed cotton; 3% spandex by Blue Q
People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel
$13.00
It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28" H x 21" W
People I Want To Meet: Dogs Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex
Plants Get Me Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Just cluck all this shit. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
Proud Plant Mom Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Recycled Shoulder Zip Tote
$20.00
95% post consumer recycled material. 11"h x 15"w x 6.25"d
Recycled Zipper Pouches
$9.00
Ever just meet a zipper pouch that challenges your soul to a staring contest? 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25" H x 9.5" W
Selective Hearing Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Shakin', Bakin' Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I like it all -- fancy and plain, modern and vintage, chocolate and vanilla. What I don't like is all the dishes. Women's shoe size 5-10 44% combed cotton; 54% nylon; 2% spandex
is added to your shopping cart.
Go to Cart
is added to your wishlist.
Go to Wishlist
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() { const productJson = document.querySelectorAll('[id`^`=ProductJson-'); if (productJson.length > 0) { for (let i = 0; i < productJson.length; i++) { const current = productJson[i]; const sectionId = current.id.replace('ProductJson-', ''); const section = document.querySelector('[data-section-id="' + sectionId + '"]'); const product = JSON.parse(current.text); if (product.options.length === 1) { const unavailableVariants = []; for (let j = 0; j < product.variants.length; j++) { const variant = product.variants[j]; if (!variant.available) { unavailableVariants.push(variant); } } if (unavailableVariants.length > 0) { const mutationCallback = function() { const variantOptions = section.querySelectorAll('.single-option-selector option'); if (variantOptions.length > 0) { for (let k = 0; k < unavailableVariants.length; k++) { const unavailableVariant = unavailableVariants[k]; for (let l = 0; l < variantOptions.length; l++) { const option = variantOptions[l]; if (unavailableVariant.title === option.value) { option.remove(); } } } if (typeof observer === 'object' && typeof observer.disconnect === 'function') { observer.disconnect(); } } } const observer = new MutationObserver(mutationCallback); const addToCartForm = document.querySelector('form[action*="/cart/add"]'); mutationCallback(); if (window.MutationObserver && addToCartForm.length) { const config = { childList: true, subtree: true }; if (typeof observer === 'object' && typeof observer.disconnect === 'function') { observer.disconnect(); } observer.observe(addToCartForm, config); } } } } } });